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we are lost and we are found.... [Nov. 2nd, 2005|05:51 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |the chariot-before there was atlanta, there was douglasville]

so it seems I am the only one who updates this anymore.....uh.....leave everything up to the wind school it seems.

anyway I am updateing because the clan had an awesome halloween, right up there as one of the best ever. the roster consisted of me, corry, john, alex, abe, chelsea, and a special apperance by.......JARED. he is such a promising apprentice, some time in the near future he will be initiated. anywho, I got dressed up in my gorilla suit (loathor), an exclusive to the wind school, corry was a pussy cat doll and she was very hot, I wanted to take her in the woods and make sweet gorilla love to her. john was jason, alex was zorro, julius was a sniper, jared was a russian, abe was peter pan and chelsea was tinker bell.

highlights:

~alex jacking a rug from someones yard
~pulling people around on the rug in the middle of the road
~corry getting hit on by old people
~cheerleading triangles
~me attacking a group of puerto ricans and humping them
~danceing on doorsteps


very eventful night, even though abe didnt come until late and missed everything. come on abe, what happend?

anyway, here are some wu-tang events coming up

johns birthday party
november 11th wrestling match with quake, shade, and whisp
underoath, bled, thrice concert
gang bang at abes house
late night hentai

well that is about it

seeeeeee ya later~
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do it for america john! [Oct. 2nd, 2005|09:23 am]
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godzilla91288
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |comeback kid]

ok....whoa......ok.....calm down guys

catch your breath......take it easy

ok


here it is

HOMECOMING WAS FREAKIN INSANE!

clan dresses up in black and red=female orgasms all around

we killed it, we looked good

went to stake and shake before, had fun. mike got told off by the waitress, you better get on that shit mike, put that bitch in line.

saw aaron there, hes a funny kid....not really

went to wal-mart after, rode the horses outside, and they broke.

thats how we roll, of course it could have been mat heck who broke it, hes a pretty big kid

also had julius walk around with a silver breef case and act like it was a bomb, freaked some people out with that too. corry got hit on like, nine times, cause shes the clan whore

ha-huuuuuuh

then the wu-tang clan went to the dance, it was crazy in there. me and corry danced a lot, along with abe and his "date", and when I say date I mean "girl that i didnt want to take to dinner or transport around but im gonna dance with only her and make out at the dance like she is my date". alex and mike got there russian and mexican freak on, and we also took a clan picture that came out VERY nice. julius is gonna hook everyone up with a copy.

so yeah it was a wild night, and a wild week at that. the clan represented on the dress up days, especially tuesday, when me julius and john were breakin, that was intense. jared had the best costum EVER and julius scared the shit out of some whigger chicks on thursday, and john sprayed his pubic hair green on friday

WOW


the clan pwns FPC

WU-TANG!
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2005|06:04 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |angryangry]
[music |norma jean-coffinspire]

                  DTS

                  "the storm is about to rage"

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(no subject) [Sep. 16th, 2005|04:32 pm]
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xdazednconfusdx
[mood |quixoticquixotic]
[music |Saosin- Bury your Head]

Whore's birthday
me and julius are giving her something a little special....
what happens when iraqi and asian dick collide in one person!?
chaos.
stephen, we'll tape it so you can watch and cry
dont worry
jon'll give you head!
WU TANG!
special "Late Night Hentai" episode on tonite, special guest...who knows?

Jared Dawson.
Potential member? or potential cocksucker?
YOU DECIDE!
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I like the way your gonna get me, we're all accounted for.... [Sep. 11th, 2005|06:37 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[music |saosin-I wanna hear another fast song]

wow

thats one hell of a party, especially when you have war going on around the neighborhood at 3 in the morning

thats
how
we
roll

we dont need halo, we make our own!

didnt go to sleep till 7 in the morning, it was that intense.

anyway

I wuld write more but I am really tired from yesterday, so I'll catch everyone later

bye~
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me so horny...me love you long time [Sep. 6th, 2005|07:05 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |30 seconds to mars-attack]

party on saturday, my house. for my birthday, its gonna be a hella good time

the only people I havent told yet are abe and alex, hopefully you guys will read this, or I'll just tell you tomorrow


its gonna be sick, trust me. Its gonna be hard to top last year but, by god....its gonna happen

its
gonna
happen

WU-TANG!
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i think that we've got what it takes to get this heart start beating again [Aug. 27th, 2005|07:04 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |giddygiddy]
[music |matchbook romance-my eyes burn]

"so you goin to see a movie?"

"no"

"then what are you doing?"

"waiting for my friend"


the FUCK you are!

the tang knows whats up.....we do drug deals for a living....FOR A LIVING!

black magic mother fuckers! they shoula never gave you niggers money!

me john and julius all went to see the brothers grim tonight, which was fun as hell. The clan is awesome, dosent matter where we are its still a good time.

abe should have been there, but he is gay and had to do driving class

for that abe.......im going to impregnate your mother


so yeah good times

julius came up with a new way to meet girls and we got a game plan on how to encircle the fat man at the movies


cant wait to put those in play


anywho

im out


later~
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Another edition of "The wu tang clan" [Aug. 27th, 2005|07:11 pm]
the wu-tang clan
xdazednconfusdx
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Some sort of peaceful emo music]

Yea so I heard the clan went to the movies and saw brothers grimm
Whisp left me a line but I had a driving class which was pretty awesome

Whats up with jon on AIM?
cool.down.

So uh, dirka.

Lets see
aaron has once again turned on us, stolen my bassist
but now i really dont care..ehh

Um Alex got donkey punched by a black man recently so applaud him on that

Um Tj's sister is no longer a virgin so he tells me after "babysitting"
poor little 3 year old

and yea

~Phoenix! "Fee to the nikes"
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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2005|04:20 pm]
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darksiderising6
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |ThE HeRetIC anTHem - SLiPkNOt]

Man FUCK YOU NIGGERS
I'LL POST WHAT I FUCKIN' WNAT TO BITCH
FUCK THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN COMMUNITY

I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT
I'M IN THE CLAN STILL AND IF YOU TRY TO SAY OTHER WISE...
I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ALL OYU BITCHES!
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Update: !!! NIIII---AAAAA NII--AAAAAAaaaaaaaa!! (This Post Has Been Censored) [Aug. 25th, 2005|08:47 pm]
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inhatingmemory
[mood |boredARRRARARARARA!!]
[music |Armor for Sleep - Car Underwater]

John, quit posting your lyrics on this page. Nobody cares.

...clan is speculating clan meeting on Saturday... that's pretty redundant... but who the fuck cares?

...Late Night Hentai Broadcast has been postponed for tonight.

--end of message--
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