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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2005|10:57 pm]
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darksiderising6
[mood |angryVENGEFUL]
[music |Sun Doesn't Rise- Mushroomhead]

With eyes wide open
I can watch my world evolve
Nothing left to die for
Voice inside can make me crawl
make me drop down on my knees
Break me down until I question me
Darkness can destroy my drive

SUN DOESN'T RISE AT ALL
WHO KNOWS HOW FAR I'LL FALL
SUN DOESN'T RISE AT ALL
WELCOME MY DOWN FALL
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gOINg cRazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Aug. 20th, 2005|12:25 am]
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darksiderising6
[mood |crazycrazy]
[music |ThE HeRetIC anTHem - SLiPkNOt]

I WaNt A WaR!!!!
I NeED A hUGe BaTtlE NoW!!!!
MusT KiLl SoMeTHing!!!!
goING CRAzY!!!!
mUst KILL!!!!!
:@
SliPKnOT AND Wu-tANG CLaN r ONLy ANsWER!!!!!!!!!!
mUST fEEd On FRESh BlOoD! nEED a freSh sACRIFICe!!!!!!
NeeD DEVONS' BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEEd RAYS' hEaD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I...... mUSt..... KILl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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slavery FUCK YEAH! [Aug. 17th, 2005|06:01 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |thoughtfulthoughtful]
[music |bed light for blue eyes]

ok guys

contrary to the previous entry it seems there is no war on friday, the rival clan has backed out, all 3 of them

so we are probably just going to hang out or something ya know......light stuff on fire, rape weemon, rob the elderly

ya know

or we might go the movies, the clan hasnt mobilized upon a opening friday night flick yet up at the shitty PC theater

might have to go there, start shit, throw down with that fat guy


ya know


porn FUCK YEAH!
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2005|03:50 pm]
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darksiderising6
[mood |predatory]
[music |Sun Doesn't Rise- Mushroomhead]

The lord of shadow is back from the depths of Hades and is going to destroy the yellow clan once and for all Friday! I will make Devin a human sacrifice to the gods of Olympus and he will burn in a hell storm of cocksmacks by lord Hades and his minions!
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2005|03:50 pm]
the wu-tang clan

darksiderising6
[mood |predatory]
[music |Sun Doesn't Rise- Mushroomhead]

The lord of shadow is back from the depths of Hades and is going to destroy the yellow clan once and for all Friday! I wiil make Devin a human sacrifice to the gods of Olymipus and he will burn in a hell storm of cocksmacks by lord Hades and his minions!
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Alas, the drums of war have been struck... [Aug. 15th, 2005|06:49 pm]
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inhatingmemory
[mood |giddygiddy]
[music |Thrice - Deadbolt]

The infidels have pulled the last wooden stick from the Jenga(TM) pile. A jihad has surely been placed upon the clan of Devin.

THE CROWS SING YOUR PROCESSION HYMN!! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME CHRISTMAS SONG!!

And now, as we people in the Wu Tang Clan enjoy doing, we shall start the list of things to expect at the upcoming Clan War to be held at the park by Wadsworth Elementary School, on the corner of Parkview and Belle Terre. (Maybe it's because it takes up more space and makes you look somewhat sophisticated!!)

Things to expect at the CLAN WAR:
-Blood
-Violence
-Rated M for Mature
-Weapons of mass de- I mean plastic swords.
-Poorly written and executed dialogue.

Things NOT to expect at the CLAN WAR:
-Saix
-Pr0n
-Late Night Hentai
-Laser Tag
-Anything

And so as any Asian would do upon hearing the sound of raging battle, I will cry!!

NIIIIGAAAAAAA NIIGAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Everyone's favorite host: Seraphim
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Im not a priest, im fuckin arab [Aug. 13th, 2005|08:56 pm]
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godzilla91288
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |saosin-bury your head]

well i must say the gathering was quite entertaining today.

cool things that happened

~blessed johns car with vinegar while in robes

~paraded around the neighborhood and made disciple try and encircle people

~played with johns hot new pool table

~played some songs....must admit we are getting better...sorta...lol

~made a band hoe barber shop quartet

stupid things that happened

~robbed by a group of angry black men

~found out alex is pregnant

~found out alex is pregnant with aarons baby

~got sued for eating someones dog


so it was a pretty exciting day I thought, TJ you should of been there, jason you are demoted to "a black slave child's pet goat" because you werent there for the disciple-off

uh yeah


merry emo christmas motha fucka~
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And tonight on Late Night Hentai (with Seraphim!)... [Aug. 9th, 2005|10:07 pm]
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inhatingmemory
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |Mineral - If I Could]

Master Whisp, Phoenix, and Seraphim are speculating a clan meeting on either Friday or Saturday. We ask for the clan's input!

Things to expect:
-Naked DDR (maybe)
-Shits and giggles
-Hugs!
-Lots of emo crying
-Lots of Seraphim's emo sweat (as if you don't get that all the time)
-The Wu-Tang Clan's very own emo band practicing their cover songs
-Massive erectio-- err electric guitar solos!!

Things NOT to expect:
-Promotions
-Saix
-Drugs
-Anything


And so, brethren. That is the end of our broadcast. Sorry. No Hentai tonight. But you can tune in this weekend for a special Wu-Tang episode of LATE NIGHT HENTAI (with Seraphim)!!
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Fer shizzle guys [Aug. 9th, 2005|09:15 pm]
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xdazednconfusdx
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Thrice]

How come I'm the only one keeping up with this damn thing.

Whisp Seraphim Blackout
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THIS

Lets see clan news:
We need to do our covers
and decide aaron's fate


Disciple update
Jason- Apprentice
Josh- Acolyte
Josh C- Knight
Devin- Disciple
Jared- Acolyte
Jake, Jon P, Trotter, Thomas, Lifeguard kid, Sam- SHIT
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2005|08:40 pm]
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xdazednconfusdx
[mood |accomplished]
[music |The most emo music you can think of]

It is I...Phoenix
posting for the one and only WU TANG CLAN
we are nothing to fuck wit

we be all up in them hoes

CALLING ALL DISCIPLES JOIN NOW! AND GET A FREE UPGRADE!

Wu-tang news update:
Aaron.
Many words describe this lil bastard. Fat. Gay. but is friend one of them?
We'll find out next clan meeting....
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